I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Randomize
