.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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