Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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