I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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