I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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