If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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