i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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