we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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