I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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