my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just puked most of my soul out..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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