Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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