your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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