I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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