Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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