Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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