if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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