what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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