Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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