I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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