On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
