Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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