I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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