Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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