so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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