I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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