can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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