She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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