Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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