I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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