As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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