i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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