when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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