you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
we're so committed to being not committed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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