I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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