Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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