Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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