I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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