May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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