I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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