Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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