Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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