The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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