When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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