i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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