He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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