doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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