you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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