We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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