I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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