Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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