Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
