Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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