we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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